Dear flabby lazy under-worked muscles,

I'm not listening!!!!

Dear People of Richland,

I know you've got places to go and people to see. But could you try slowing down a smidge when you pass a pedestrian! Thanks so much.

Dear Girl with the totally coordinated outfit at the gym,

You're telling me 2 things 1.) You're only here to be seen and it's trendy. 2.) You won't still be here come April when your resolution wears off.

Dear Guy trying to pick up girls at the gym,

EEEw!

last but not least

Dear January,

How about we let the sun come out and dry up all the roads!?! Cause I really love me some outdoor running!

~Korleen